Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25