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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

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