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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)