Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)