Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the hoodrats have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey