Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.