Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)