Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.