Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25