What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.