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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed