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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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To the wax museum.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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He used sarin wrap

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It is a day to be tankful.

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How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)