What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Gt&gt Very stuffing.

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