Leftovers
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
He used sarin wrap
He worked it out with a pencil
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Gt> Very stuffing.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Umm in a cake.
Turkey.
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
She forgot to use Spell Check.
To the wax museum.
Because they've literally been running around all day
One Insta-gramm
Because it was the first Indie film.
Half a sack
Half time, they get to switch sides again
