Leftover Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

Saddam Jokes More Saddam Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()