Leftovers
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
He used sarin wrap
Star Bucks.
Olay.
Turkey.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
An amoeboo!
KFC isnt open on holidays.
They work it out with a pencil.
Because all day they deal with ores.
Another day.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
They take the senor discount.