Leftover Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Saddam Jokes More Saddam Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.