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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream