What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.