What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.