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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!