What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."