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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!