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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!