What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.