What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.