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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!