What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.