What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.