What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"