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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"