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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well