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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.