Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.