Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.