Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.