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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.