They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A metal band
Moonopoly.
A jumbo jet!
It breaks the trunk.
They share the same middle name.