They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
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He hates camping
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
They make good paddles.
Because they're campers.
Because she didn't want to go.
Their motto is "be prepared"
Because it's in tents.
Because it is in tents
Me: "You're fired".
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
The Starry Knight
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
An HTC One M8.
Because it was Frigid
Jackaloping
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Because he didn't start the fire.
