Boy Scout Jokes

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Mlg Jokes More Mlg Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.