He hates camping
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
They make good paddles.
Because they're campers.
Because she didn't want to go.
Because they hate waterboarding.
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Raisin' Bran.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
A chain saw has a dynamic range.
One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
Because he was in-tents
You know they're in tents.
Concentration camps.
Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
To get to his website!
An argument
With a crowbar.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!