Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Mlg Jokes More Mlg Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.