If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Compound interest
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Because lions only understand.rars
He was charged with battery.
Life outside of prison.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
Who cares!
He kept picking holes in everything!
ME: I can't remember.
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.
Because it's harder to pick up.
It takes longer to pick up
