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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.