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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.