Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.