Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Mmm Jokes More Mmm Jokes

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."