What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.