Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had