Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

April Sale

Birthday State of Mind

$5.99

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

You might also enjoy:

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.