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Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!