Jazz Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

How do you make a tiramisu?

With a thousand Gigamisous

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.