What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.