Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!