Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.