Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.