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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.