Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.