Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.