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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund