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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.