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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund