Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.