Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund