Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.