Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund