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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund