He invested in beanstocks!
Because the capital is always Dublin!
Because they have a high turnover rate.
He invested before it was cool.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**
He wanted to buy stock options.
In a hedge fund
Because it was worth the weight!
In the stork market!
He thought it had a lot of potential.
They're investing in wheel estate.
Invest a billion.