Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.