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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.