What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!