What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.