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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.