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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!