What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.