What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!