What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.