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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four