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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.