What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.