What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!