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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.