What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.