What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!