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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.