What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.