What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.