Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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Old Bay.

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After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell