Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk