Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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STARbucks.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Shia La Beouf Jokes More Shia La Beouf Jokes

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.