Jazz Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Which song would an exception sing?

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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I'm font of you.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

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Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

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