Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because it's always flat.
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
20 after 1.
Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian
Because they can only count to 3.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
When you're buying salt.
