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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.