Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs