Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Never mind...it's tearable
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
He only had one pupil.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
The sound of silence
The Sound of Silence.
