Silence Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

You might also enjoy:

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.