Silence Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Dead Silence Jokes More Dead Silence Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S