Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.