Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.