What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".