What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence