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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.