What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.