What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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Puerto-RECON

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!