What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb