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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?