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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!