What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb