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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!