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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.