How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.