How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.