What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"