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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.