The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
All Fridays Matter
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
They say he made a mint.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Might I conjure Ya?
And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"
