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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya