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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)