The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
He heard the food was a mess.
The parrots of Penzance!
Because polly wanted a cracker
HIV
Teacher's aides
See ya next month)
Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.
