Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.