I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Where there is a fork in the road.
To get to the udder side
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Because he can't see through the wall.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
