I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
The spermutations.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
A white Christmas.
Because that's where the most racists are.
Because they don't cut corners.
Wendy's!
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Because he Neverlands
Pita Pan
Let's be Avenue
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
