I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
The spermutations.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Kay (K).
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
In a henvelope!
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Can't complain
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Noone cares.
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
He ran out of little boys
Sperm banks.
He was always drinking on the job
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
It's a fugazi.
