I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
The spermutations.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
The blonde has a higher sperm count.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
His punches Neverland.
His friends egged him on
Ovary-Z
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
Because i put on the wrong socks.
Pick up lines
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Downy.
Lawsuits.
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton
