I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
It's testicle physics.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
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Only one in a million actually works.
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
The spermutations.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
A pilot, you racist.
A pilot you racist.
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
He had to get a new goat!
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
They start tipping balls.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
