How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized