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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.