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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.