How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.