How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.