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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.