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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.