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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()