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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.