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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.