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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.