Monopoly Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.