Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized