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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized