Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.