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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

100 Million Jokes More 100 Million Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"