Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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They won't stop to ask for directions.
Fertilized
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
The spermutations.
Artificial intelligence!
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
The Holocaust.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Over-Yeezy.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
A little bit froggy
Because she has two faces.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
