Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Fertilized
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
The spermutations.
A cannibal
Because it was in morning.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
What Arkansas..
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
No Direction.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
2B or not 2B?
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Twister
Getting Waisted
Omelette!!
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
