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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)