Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Fertilized
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
The spermutations.
They fry pranes
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because she has two faces.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Don't Stop
Omelette you figure it out
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Pump kin.
The same thing Arkansas
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
Between the head and the tail!
