Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
They fry pranes
A salt rifle.
E-gypt
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Lend it to Greece.
Unorthodox
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Courtesy of my Uncle Rick
