What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.