What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.