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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.