What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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