Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)