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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever