So he can tell if he's coming or going.
He heard the snow blower was coming.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
He charges you double.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
