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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes