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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.