Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz