Because polly wanted a cracker
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Mace.
Because their knee grows.
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Putin on the Ritz
