What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!