What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!