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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!