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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!