Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.