Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!