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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!