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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.