Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!