Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor