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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate