How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Because he was shellfish.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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They bee hive

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

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Praguetory