These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on!
Because he liked sole music!
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
That was a cloche call!
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
Puss in boots!
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders!
He was a lacist.
You use test tickles
A telefern
No it doesn't...
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Sneakers
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Because he's always Walken
A bench can support a family.
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
They can't stand a Nickleback!
The earth revolves around me.
