These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on!
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
That was a cloche call!
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
Puss in boots!
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders!
He was a lacist.
Because he was out standing in his field.
Because he was the Solaire!
Lack-toes intolerant
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
He wasn't using protection.
A slipped disk.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Free Willy
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Using saxitoxin.
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Officer on doody.
Because he kept locking up.
A co-operating system.
