These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on!
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
That was a cloche call!
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
Puss in boots!
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders!
He was a lacist.
Unreliable, you racist prick.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
They're both used to store nuts.
By using their instinks and common scents!
Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)
A milkshake!
Because, it isn't mainstream.
Take your combat boot off his head.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
They're really good at it.
A Walken humidor.
Because he's always Walken
In the Walken closet.
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Neighbor.
