Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Christopher Reeves Jokes More Christopher Reeves Jokes

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Cigar Jokes More Cigar Jokes

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)