Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Christopher Walken Jokes More Christopher Walken Jokes

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

Cigar Jokes More Cigar Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.