These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
Because he's always Walken
A Walken humidor.
In the Walken closet.
Pig Latin
Jay Leno
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Now museum, now you don't
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Christopher Reeves
Christopher Walken
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
A Lickalottapus
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Christopher Reeve.