Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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In the Walken closet.

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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An Errorist!

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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

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Thanks for the gold!

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

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Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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In the toilet.

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